How did they know my neck is my erogenous zone?

After the disappointment from my prior blog post, I began to peruse the net for any more images of me as “Lu the Prodigy” from Jade Empire, you know, to boost my battered self-esteem….and clutch my pearls, look what I stumbled across! (go to 2:30 if you wanna skip the foreplay)

I am somewhat ashamed to admit but despite having a video game character made from my face & image, I have never ever played Jade Empire. (Bioware even gave me a free copy which is collecting dust on a shelf) I have nothing against video games, but frankly the last video game I played was probably Super Mario Bros circa 1990, 2000. If someone had informed me I could get manhandled on screen like this, I would have become a ga(y)mer years ago! PS: what else can he do to me?

UPDATE 1: I guess this really isn’t that rare in the gamer world. An old high school friend sent me this NY Times article. Merci Albert!

UPDATE 2: The above clip is LuLu the Prodigy & here is the straight version of Lu the Prodigy.

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